Dear Wife,
I'm writing this to tell you I'm leaving you. I have been a good husband for the last 7 years and without any problems. But the last 2 weeks have been like hell. Your boss called today and told me that you quit your job. And now I cant no longer!!
Last week I had my haircut and you didnt notice it at all. I had made your favorite meal and I even put on my newest boxer shorts.
You ate in 2 minutes and then you fell asleep to your usual soap operas.
You never say anymore that you love me and we never have sex anymore.
I am leaving you.
Regards,
Your ex-husband.
Ps Your sister Karla and I are moving to Sweden together.
Have a good life!
Dear Ex-Husband,
Nothing could make me happier than this letter!
It is true that we have been married for 7 years, but you have far from been a good husband.
I watch my soap operas, to get rid of your complaining all the time. Yes I did see that you had a haircut last week, but my mother has taught me, that if you have nothing good to say, then keep quiet!! You looked like a girl with the new hairstyle!
When you prepared my favorite meal, you must have confused me with my sister; I have not eaten pork in the last 7 years!
The new boxer shorts, the price tag of 30€ was still on them, and I hoped that it was just a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed 30€ from me.
Well, I won 50€ million in the lottery, I quit my job and bought 2 tickets to Bali, but when I got home you were gone. There is a meaning with everything and I hope you will be happy with your decision. My lawyer said that with your divorce letter, you will not get a single cent of the lottery winnings!
Best regards,
Your Stinky Rich Ex-Wife
Ps Have I ever told you that my sister was born Karl, hope it does not become a problem...
I find this very funny, what do you think?
I believe in you 💯%
Have a great day!
Peter Julius
